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It is a terrible burden to understand the sum total knowledge of the universe in one easy to digest theory.  This terrible burden has been bestowed upon Jeremy Greenberg and it is this theory that guides his comedy career.  Insights that could not be made by those without this knowledge, connections that could not be made without such insights, jokes that could not be funny without such connections--this is the power that having the Secret Theory Explaining Everything at your disposal, as Jeremy Greenberg does.

Now, he wants to share his burden with you.  He wants to share with you the Secret Theory Explaining Everything.  If you are not ready to handle the responsibility of having access to the Secret Theory Explaining Everything, LOOK AWAY NOW!  Go back and look at pictures of Jeremy.  Check out his comedy schedule.  Do anything but look below.

You've been warned.

JEREMY GREENBERG'S SECRET THEORY EXPLAINING EVERYTHING

Theory #1: The world is flat; it's our eyes that are round